1. 500daysofgonorrhea: nerdfighterly: signehansen: John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met. I am officially dead Ahaha I love the freight train one. The last one. Omg.

    500daysofgonorrhea:

    nerdfighterly:

    signehansen:

    John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

    I am officially dead

    Ahaha I love the freight train one.

    The last one. Omg.

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